I re-blog random shit, my interests change often so I wouldn't suggest following me. And that's about it.
- my mom when I try to talk to her:
- my mom when I'm watching TV or a movie: Hey honey what do you want for dinner i love you why aren't you saying you love me back do you need new pants we should go shopping wow you've grown up so much what's your favorite memory of me am i a good mother what's the meaning of life
May 28 ·06:18ami want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and duel blog with you and i dont know i just want to do fucking everything with you
May 28 ·06:11amdon’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me
- teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
May 28 ·05:08ami was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
The tale of Joon’s dick. (ノ#-_-)ノ
- SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
- YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
- CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
- Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
- JYP: JYP
May 28 ·02:31am
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
May 28 ·01:09am
(via imgTumble)
- Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
- Middle School: I love my group of friends!
- High School: What are friends
May 27 ·10:03pm
- From “Hikounin Sentai Akibaranger (Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger),” directed by Ryuta Tasaki and Nobuhiro Suzumara (2012)
