I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
#yo its so cute
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
(Source: misshealthgeek.tumblr.com , via resphonia)
"No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg."
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
"It is always the simple things that change our lives. And these things never happen when you are looking for them to happen."
#are you kidding
We don’t usually associate looking at shoes with feeling ravenously hungry, but that changed as soon as we set eyes on these mouthwatering cake and ice cream heels handmade by the Shoe Bakery. They may not be edible, but they are completely wearable.
Visit the Shoe Bakery’s web gallery to view more of their delectable, custom-made heels.
Excuse me but who doesn’t associate looking at awesome (unaffordable) shoes with a feeling of RAVENOUS HUNGER????????